alexis mccarthy
interactive sensory art installations
+ collage artist
Did your pet pass away?
They will die someday.
Celebrate their life
with joy and laughs...
Hire Alexis with the
Very Lost Fruit Bat
to host your pet's
Celebration of Life!
What's included?
~Custom Slide Show
~Customized Playlist
~Supplemental Props*
What you're responsible for?
~All the pics of you and your
pet sent via flash-drive
~A detailed run down of who
you are and who your pet was
~date/time/place for funeral
~invites
Good sense of humor is required.
Cost of package $150.
*Props could be an additional cost.
Tailored to your requests
and my imagination.
Some Examples of Previous Funerals:
Goldie The Goldfish Funeral
Accompanied with Bagpipe player
Burial in garden
Guests wore their best hat
Disco The Sheepdog Jewish Shiva
Guests wore yarmulkes
Water cleansing at door
Slideshow of Disco's Jewish travels
Kohlberg The Lab Blaze of Glory
PBR Keg, mortars and ACDC
Grand Finale: we blew up
Kohlberg with dynamite
THE VERY LOST FRUIT BAT COMEDY PODCAST
Listen to Alexis' podcast on spotify.com.
The Very Lost Fruit Bat
~a daft podcast from the big sky state with your host Alexis McCarthy
Losing listeners by the second, gaining lawsuits daily.
Explicit Material.
Podcast Episodes:
#1: Is that a Burl in Your Pants, or are You just Happy to See Me?
(A pre-quel to the burl poddie)
Hang onto your bat wings while Alexis smooths out her podcast! The pilot is not good. Take a dip in a bathtub with Alexis and her snorting guest Becca. Today's Mystery Drink: The Girdled Birch.
#2: Two Beautiful Morons Drifting into Batty Darkness A.K.A. The Podcast Poops
Take a canoe trip into Helena darkness with Alexis and her guest who happens to be in the Witness Protection Program, Little Beaver. You will get to know us more than you'd like on this Poddie. Today's Mystery Bite: Beaver Sushi (hmm, that's a tautology).
#3: Women and Men Who Throw Dog Toys for a Living
Go disc golf adventuring with Alexis and her forced guests in Livingston. A gift basket is planted and things get a little gumpy funky. Today's Mystery Bite: Dope Fiend.
#4: Who's Your Double Imaginary Friend?
Join your Host with the world's most dull guest-her brother in the Bridger Mountains during the elk rut season in a tipi. Alexis camouflages her brother's mystery drink-and he is not a happy camper. Today's Mystery Drink: Barnyard Beer
#5: Halloweenie Special: Free RIBerto-an Exorsism on Cindy (quickie poddie)
The Very Lost Fruit Bat's first kid-friendly podcast (sort-of)! An adorable little monster joins her Auntie for spooky fun in a Helena cemetery. Alexis performs an exorcism on her mother's injured rib-bone with returning guests that still don't want to be on the show--join the club. Today's Mystery Drinks: Enchilada Soda and Humpback Blood
If you would like to be a guest on the show, please contact Alexis at luckydewcake@gmail.com.
